One-liner Jokes from my Los Altos Neighbor Mark Fantone

A Story by Michele Kreinheder | Updated 04/6/2015 9:34am


What did the horse say when he got to the bottom of his feedbag?

That's the last straw.

 

What do you call a frog with broken legs?

Unhoppy.

 

Why are elephants gray?

So we don't confuse them with bluebirds.

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

Disgruntled.

What is the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

 

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